This is a Web Site About ME! ME! And only ME!

Well, maybe also about things I like and things I am interested in, because I am ME, and I like me, and I want to impose me on you because you need to know more about me so you can be like me someday.

BUY MY BOOK!!!!. It is by ME and it has pictures by ME and everything. Why not buy FIVE of them?

So, you can't see the cool movie and the other stuff going on with this way cool web page about ME? Don't worry about it. Just download the Flash Plug in from http://www.macromedia.com. There are lots more fun things to see with Flash besides just ME. Have at it.

So what is ME? Me is a really cool and very busy person who does lots of different things. I am a scuba instructor and photographer, a flight instructor, a Tae Kwon Do instructor, jewelry maker, Reverend Witch, Owner of a Rare Egyptian Chicken Hound, and three Insane Chinese Cresteds, and three Insane Parrots, and Insane Cats, I'm also a Public Interest Lawyer, and an author. Please remind me if I left anything out :-)

Want to see something really funny? Well, then you're in luck. Watch the Green Chicken sing the Oscar Mayer bologna song.

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Since everyone is so interested in what I have to say, here are my all important Product Reviews. Here, all kinds of things are reviewed for your edification.

Ok..., there are also other people on this web page too, but all of them are associated with

First, and foremost, there is

Morgan

my little girl who is building her own web page. It will be interesting :-).

Then, of course, is the amazing wedding and honeymoon.

Of course, the wedding and honeymoon isn't all about

ME

but then, I suppose one must have other things in the world to keep life interesting, more's the pity.

I have a brother in law who is a

but he is not

ME

therefore, he is not on this page. He will have to have his own page.

Here are some way cool things about

and various and sundry other things (most of which, only by sheer coincidence have me in them, or were written by me, but not all of them are, so please don't be fooled).

You should just be secure in the simple knowledge that

like and approve of the following insane web pages:

Cyberflight, Inc., Which is a lot about ME!

CyberDive! More stuff about ME! (and about maybe a few other people, but mostly ME)

Yet Another STUPID Dive Organization. Yep, that about sums up ME!

The Domain Name Rights Coalition - Defending your right to use domain names. Only a part of this is ME.

ICANN is a threat to individual and small business rights on the Internet. Check it out. It doesn't even have ME in it.

Demotivators. This one is HILARIOUS, and not about ME.

WebMongers - Way Cool Web Design. Written by ME.

Learn2Fly - Flight instruction in the metro DC area, including by ME.

So, if you want to send email to

, just email ooblick@nospam.ego.org. Just remove the "nospam" before you send it.